Diagnostics

Studio Health

What this device can and cannot do, and what has gone wrong on it. Everything here stays on your phone or laptop. Nothing is sent anywhere.

This device

If something is broken, copy this and send it with your message. It says far more than "the studio does not work".

What has gone wrong here

The last fifty errors on this device. Repeats are counted, not repeated.

The honest bit

This page cannot tell you the site is down

If brokehella.com stops answering, none of this runs, because none of this exists until the page loads. A site cannot report its own funeral. Watching for downtime needs a machine somewhere else asking "are you there" every few minutes.

That is a five minute signup, not code. Point any free monitor at these two, and the second one matters more, because the studio can break while the homepage looks perfectly fine:

https://brokehella.com/ https://brokehella.com/dj.html Check every 5 minutes Alert after 2 failures in a row Send to your phone, not only email Also worth watching, because a blocked or missing engine takes the studio down while the page still returns 200: https://brokehella.com/assets/tone.min.js https://brokehella.com/assets/wavesurfer.min.js

UptimeRobot, Better Stack and Netlify's own analytics all do this on a free tier. Any of them is better than finding out from a person.